Marrieds, if you had 4 VIP's to the Royle Wedding BUT your guests were ALREADY sloppy drunk would you stand?

Heck yeah. My ole sorry wife made me git up at like 4 am to watch that silly wedding and she smaked me on my head ever time that dang ole prince waved or smiled or kissed that gal he married. I can't help it if I ain't a prince and she didn't git a big ole stupid wedding with horses and wagons and sing'n and crowd a cheering and a bunch of gay men all dressed up in pantyhose a runn'n around the place. Besides i would have never married that ole sasquatch if I was a prince. I would marry me a hot woman that would cook me food ever day.